Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank by Celia Rivenbark

Also worked as a reporter and photographer for the Wallace, NC, Enterprise, and Wilmington, NC, Morning Star. Sun News, Myrtle Beach, SC, news reporter and freelance columnist. “I laughed so hard reading this book, I began snorting in an unbecoming fashion.Born in Duplin County, NC married husband's name Scott children: Sophie. “A hoot and a holler.” - Boston Herald on Celia Rivenbark and We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier

An Erma dipped in corn-bread batter, wrapped in collard greens, and drawling that she was speeding because ‘my uterus told me to.' ” - The Tennessean on Celia Rivenbark and We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier

“A collection of essays by a woman working in her element…Rivenbark writes with that breezy, irreverent allure that makes so many of these belles legendary.” - Blue Ridge Business Journal on Celia Rivenbark and We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier “Laugh-out-loud funny.” - Cleveland Plain Dealer on Celia Rivenbark and We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier “I thought I was Southern until I read Celia Rivenbark's book.What a funny, smart, and irreverent writer she is!” - Lee Smith, author of The Last Girls on Celia Rivenbark and We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier “North Carolina doesn't have a post for a ‘humorist laureate,' but it should invent one and install Celia Rivenbark.” - Greensboro News & Record on Celia Rivenbark and We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier “Even diehard Yankees will appreciate this wickedly funny collection ” - Dallas Morning News on Celia Rivenbark and We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier Petersburg Times on Celia Rivenbark and We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier “Warm, witty, and wise, rather like reading dispatches from a friend who uses e-mail but still writes letters, in ink, on good paper.

“Will give you a case of the giggles.” - New York Daily News on Celia Rivenbark and We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier “She kills in the ''Kids'' and ''Southern-Style Silliness'' sections, putting the fear of Mickey into anyone planning a trip to Disney World.” - Entertainment Weekly “This is a hilarious read, perhaps best enjoyed while eating Krispy Kremes with a few girlfriends.” - Publishers Weekly

Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank by Celia Rivenbark